Fifteen Funny Quotes about Mondays to Start your Week

Fifteen Funny Quotes about Mondays to Start your Week

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Everybody hates Mondays! Okay, maybe not everybody, but most people generally do not look forward to the first day of the week. Among many reasons, this is because it mostly means going back to work, or school. And as you can imagine, with these tedious activities come assignments, projects, deadlines, and other boring tasks. So, to get you started this Monday, here are some funny quotes about Mondays. We believe that with the right motivation, you could perhaps come to see your Mondays like Fridays. Or at the very least, not dread it.

Did you know that research shows that over 50% of people show up to work late on Mondays? While that may be a startling number for you as an employer, as an employee, you can probably justify it. Excuses such as Eh, my bus was late, or I just got back from a weekend trip are pretty common. Regardless, showing up late to work on Monday’s is apparently commonplace.

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In the next section, we will look at five ridiculous reasons why people hate Mondays. We will then go on to share fifteen funny quotes about Mondays.

Five Ridiculous Reasons Why People Hate Mondays

Yeah, so you hate Mondays. Truth is so does almost everyone else. But why do people tend to hate this first day of the week? What is it about the weekend that makes one dread going back to work or school? We believe people don’t talk about it because sometimes, they are silly reasons. Nonetheless, here are some of the most common reasons why people have Monday phobia:

  1. Some people hate Mondays because they are unprepared for the work, projects, assignments, and duties it brings. A simple fix for this would be to spend some time on Sunday evenings preparing for the week ahead.
  2. People also hate Mondays because it means having to put a pause one’s freedom and live by a timetable. This is because the average workers workday is very scheduled; when to get to work, go on break, etc. For some, such schedules are restrictions they can hardly bear.
  3. Others hate Mondays simply because they hate what they do, where they work or their daily long commute.
  4. Another reason why some people hate Mondays is because it is usually the busiest day of the week. Having to respond to emails or pick up on assignments from where they were left off can be stressful. One fix for this would be to not put off work that can be done on Friday to Monday.
  5. Lastly, some people hate Mondays because everyone they know and work with also hate it. In such a case, it would be difficult to look forward to the start of the week.

What other reasons do you think people have for hating Mondays? Feel free to leave us a comment at the end of this post with your thoughts.

Fifteen Funny Quotes about Mondays to Start Your Week

Here are fifteen funny quotes about Mondays for you if you if you have a hard time starting your week.

  1. Monday is great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station
  2. Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. – Arthur Darvill
  3. Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. – Rebecca Gober
  4. Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day. – Louise Fitzhugh
  5. Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.– Garry Moll
  6. Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. – Dan Salomon
  7. All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life. – Venus Rivers
  8. On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what? – A.A. Hodge
  9. Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it would be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it an official holiday and solve all our Monday blues? – Rolland Mars
  10. Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. – Jarod Kintz
  11. Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon. – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
  12. It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you’d relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays. – Maggie Stiefvater
  13. On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. – Allen Smith
  14. If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays. – John Wagner
  15. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. – Julio Alexi Genao

Which of these funny quotes about Mondays did you like best? We especially loved quotes 13 and 14 on our list. Feel free to share your favorites as well. As always, we would love to hear from you.

Today’s Funny Quote

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. Leslie Nielsen

Our funny quote today is by Leslie Nielsen, the Canadian Actor and Comedian. He said:

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.

Do you agree? Are some Mondays so hard because we do nothing? Let us know what you think in the comments below.

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Have a great week ahead, stay safe and try to get over your Monday blues early. We will see you later in the week with more inspiring posts.

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